SPOT THE NIMROD!
Ok folks...here's how you play:
1. Begin a thorough search of outlying areas (or for those of you who live near idiots dolts and other forms of ill-bred pestilant life [Miss Kath---the toilet paper smokers jussst might fall into this category] --right in your own backyard)... and SPOT THE NIMROD!
2. Once the Nimrod has been spotted in his/her natural habitat, try not to upset it...as it is a feeble and stupid creature, prone to violent outbursts, significant ramblings about insignificant rubbish that may or may not have any basis in reality, but does however m
ake for an interesting viewing, so take snacks and a folding chair to keep yourself comfy in case the Nimrod becomes highly animated--thus creating a Spectacle of itself.3. Provoke the Nimrod. Drive the speed limit in the correct lane, do your job correctly, and above ALL appear to enjoy doing your tasks with efficiency and profiency--this wil unnerve the Nimrod and provoke it out of it's lair.
4. After you have encountered a Nimrod-remember, it is a delicate part of our ecosystem, and should be treated with the proper respect of all our protected species-regardless of how irritating, or bothersome it is.
Nimrods are everywhere but if we educate them...they might just go extinct!
(Sidenote: Do not feed the Nimrod--as it used to a delicate diet---it may be tempting to give it a taste of it's own medicine....but try to hold back...)
6 comments:
You crack me up!!
Got my folding chair, a bag of Cheetos, and a tazer (oops! I mean... I'm leaving my tazer at home... I like nimrods... I do. No, really!)
I think it might be time for Nimrod hunting season. I run into so many of them that it's frightening.
I wonder if you need a license to hunt them or if it's unregulated...
I would venture to say that there would an issue with obtaining a license, and as far as hunting season...well...we may just have to enstate that ourselves as many of the authorities are themselves Nimrods--This may actually prove to be Anarchy....
But Cheetos and tazer sound like an excellent plan as the Nimrod problem is indeed getting overwhelming.
How about the National Nimrod Nullification Agency? We can have badges and everything, and little silver sticks that wipe people's memories... and a black car with a red button.
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