Lets all take a moment to remember a beautiful car named Red....she was a good girl. She hauled alot of crap. She drove me to work, school, home, and on many exciting excursions.... We laughed together...we cried together 
We duct-taped her back together when I accidentally drove her up on a sidewalk (sorry Red...) So let's have a moment of silence and hold hands....and play Taps for the best damn car this gal has ever known...(and believe you me...I've known a few....this is # 3 for me....perhaps it's time for a tank...)
I'll miss your steering wheel....the pretty pictures I drew 
and the stickers on the bumper.... Oh Red....Porque moriste? 
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A Memorial Service for Red will be held at Woodford Green's St. Barnabas Church at 6pm on Friday, December 1. All are welcome to attend.
We will take a picture of the church and send it to prove there is such a church. <3
Oh honey, I really feel for you (first typed "fall for you"--that too). RIP, Big Red.
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Wish I could give you a real big hugh right now. <3333
...er. I just want to add that I don't actually know a Hugh personally.
But I can find you one. I am in England yeah?
(that was supposed to be "hug" obviously).
Hope I made you smile.
Watching Dogma with Kath now.
-S
I am dying laughing....may join car soon in afterlife....
Sarah--if you can arrange for a Hugh, it might help-otherwise...a hug will suffice I suppose *sigh*
Isn't Dogma AMAZING!?! I'm not a Ben Affleck/Matt Damon fan---but they are fantastic in Kevin Smith movies---and doggone those Jay and Silent Bob......they make the movies :)
Careful Em, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are part of the reason Kath loves that movie :-P LOL, she made a screen capture outta them!
I like Damon as an actor, but not Affleck at all (blah)...
RIP Big Red
Yes, Ben Affleck = eh. But, you've got to admit, he's AMAZING in Dogma. I think it must be the red hood.
So, in memory of Big Red, tomorrow we'll have Ben Affleck in a red hood and black coat at the memorial service.
Yeah definitely didn't like Affleck or Damon until that movie (that awesome awesome movie).
I was amazed at how bad I wanted to molest Affleck after certain scenes of that movie. Like woaaaah. And <3ed Jay and Silent Bob, esp. Bob. So expressive. I also thought Salma Hayek was utterly delightful and as bonkable as ever.
tomorrow we'll have Ben Affleck in a red hood and black coat at the memorial service.
If by have you actually mean violate, then yeah okay.
-S
Have is a word with many meanings... so by have I could mean (according to the thesaurus): invite, keep, hold, lay on, or possess. Or I could mean (using more liberal synonyms): violate, molest, fornicate.
Ohgod.
You gals crack me up! You are FUNNY!!!! I can't decide which I enjoyed more...the idea of S sending you a large man named Hugh to provide comfort or the word pics created in my mind by the Ben Affleck references.
Hee Hee!!
Ok...my pain is eased...
but how are you going to overnight Ben Affleck to me?
I mean---that's really the only way to ease this heartache...ya know?
Ok---lets comprimise---YOU keep Ben Affleck--and send me a bit of England--I mentioned Colin Firth---just wrap him up and send him as sort of an early Christmas gift...
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